Brown Chicken, Brown Cow
Brown Chicken, Brown Cow!
A cow. A rooster. One barn, and a rhythm the whole county can hear.
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Mom Can Handle A Large Load of Laundry
A mountain of washing and a spin cycle she is not afraid of.
Anita Dick
Anita Dick and the Unexpected Backdoor Entry
She locked herself out again. The only way in is round the back.
Misty's Moist Muffins
The moistest muffins in town, and everybody wants the recipe.
Barbara's Beaver
Barbara's Beaver Likes Morning Wood
Sunrise at the creek, and there's fresh timber on the bank.
Grandma's Summer Swallows!
Forty years of feeding the birds, and she'll tell anyone who asks.
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Barbara's Beaver
Barbara’s Beaver Likes to Fart!
Nature's noisiest rodent has a talent, and the pond is downwind.
Jack And The Giant Stalk!
He planted a bean. By morning it was standing to attention.
Brown Chicken, Brown Cow
A Brown Chicken, Brown Cow Christmas!
The barnyard's favourite couple do the holidays.
Barbara's Beaver
Barbara's Beaver Ate The Great Pumpkin!
Halloween at the pond. One prize pumpkin. One hungry beaver.
Tara Dickoff
Tara Dickoff - Happy Endings With a Twist!
Every story ends happily. Just not for the men in it.
Anita Dick
Anita Dick Likes to Screw
The best handywoman in town has never met a shelf she couldn't mount.
Barbara's Beaver
Barbara's Beaver Hides In A Bush!
The perfect hiding spot, in the least perfect place.
Barbara's Beaver
Barbara’s Beaver Bit Mike Hawk
A cautionary tale for anyone who wades in too confidently.
Tara Dickoff
The Adventures of Tara Dickoff - Volume 1
Bad dates, red flags and romantic regrets — in verse.
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